singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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