Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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