dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
My Higher Power is John Stamos
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
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The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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