i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My pussy is not your playground.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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