Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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