so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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