Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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