She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You ever have a fart follow you around?