Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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