carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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