I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I supernannyed him into submission
Couch. On fire.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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