mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
FUCK WHALES
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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