If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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