They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
there was a trapeze. enough said
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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