piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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