i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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