whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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