Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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