You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
high people should be assigned attendants
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?