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(773): View more from Illinois

You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina

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(516): View more from New York

I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH

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(757): View more from Virginia

high people should be assigned attendants

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(914): View more from New York

2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.

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(254): View more from Texas

Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.

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(406): View more from Montana

She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?

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