she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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