dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
How does one acquire holy water?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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