I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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