On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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