Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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