she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
whose ass print is on the piano?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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