I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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