Having a random hookup so left but love u
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Randomize
