If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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