how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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