They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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