Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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