Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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