It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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