At least make sure they are 18
Why
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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