there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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