I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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