I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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