i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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