so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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