I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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