Sry I called you an 8
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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