i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Sorry my hands just texted you
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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