love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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