haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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