Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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