my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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