he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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