grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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