how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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