I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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