So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(