dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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