I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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