Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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