drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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